I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
(Source: lolharrys, via maciaspblo)
(via jonathanthemoviebuff)
i slowly walk into the office with my surfboard and announce that ‘surfs down’ everyone starts screaming and crying, a man is saying ‘no’ over and over and crumples to the floor, i knock over several computers and cubicle walls with my surfboard as i jump through the window shattering it, as i fall the wind reminds me of all the times surf was up. i hit the pavement and die instantly
(via jeankirschestein)
(Source: soldierofsolitude, via pleasecornetobrazil)
(Source: deathlyhallowslove)
(Source: esoteric-surgery, via pleasecornetobrazil)